tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post7760615993537457842..comments2023-08-09T07:55:44.829-05:00Comments on The Polymath Chronicles: Strumming My Pain With Her FingersStacey Ballishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11781408142511046491noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-2342156910572972892014-02-13T08:33:10.629-06:002014-02-13T08:33:10.629-06:00In Jr year of High School in English class we had ...In Jr year of High School in English class we had to do an interview....I was interviewed on what I would do if my crush would ask me out (yes of course he was in the class). Well after class, one of his friends stopped me on the stairs and asked if I meant it..well it was a summer of love after that. Until I proved too boring for him and he knocked up a cheerleader our Sr year. AH Karma!!JennyKozarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08384744152598954186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-48899335367448679972014-02-12T20:14:49.346-06:002014-02-12T20:14:49.346-06:00How does the saying go? What happens in Vegas stay...How does the saying go? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?<br />SuzyQ4PR(at)aol(dot)comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-34604848151277604132014-02-12T10:31:57.212-06:002014-02-12T10:31:57.212-06:00I drove six hours (twice) to meet a man I thought ...I drove six hours (twice) to meet a man I thought might be into dating me at some point but it turns out we were just hooking up and I had no idea. I mean, I should have, but I didn't want to know, I think? Anyway, at one point, he made reference to one of his friends and how they'd never been single at the same time. While we were in bed. Naked. And I said nothing. Never say nothing, youJenniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10603984411324049557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-71728311896850457922014-02-12T09:31:17.506-06:002014-02-12T09:31:17.506-06:00I never stalked anyone nor made the first move bec...I never stalked anyone nor made the first move because I am a big old chicken. I did have a crush on a boy for most of my high school years - I used to talk about him to my friends all the time. I wrote notes about him, compared him to Tom Cruise (back in day when he was hot and not publicly weird), dreamed of wearing his football jersey, etc. My junior year I took a geometry class and he was Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-25269967823007213072014-02-12T08:52:29.092-06:002014-02-12T08:52:29.092-06:00I dated a married man for 8 years right out of hig...I dated a married man for 8 years right out of high school. I was *soooo* convinced that everything he told me was true (let's play the "Lies Married Men Tell You Drinking Game", shall we?): "My wife doesn't understand me. (Drink!) "You're the only one who understands me." (Drink!) "I can't leave her right now; it would be too devastating to the kids/Kristen Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14936205253092146892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-92030209680007659722014-02-12T07:49:16.905-06:002014-02-12T07:49:16.905-06:00Awesome! I wished I kept all my sappy poems that I...Awesome! I wished I kept all my sappy poems that I did. My embarrassing story for love happened in 8th grade. My crush and long time friend/person that flirted with me a lot was finally asking me to be his girlfriend. I was excited and blurted out, "YES, OF COURSE." Then, he left the room and brought in his best friend. I realized right then and there that I never heard him say do you KWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01048289769679231707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-7255770194183743832014-02-12T06:52:01.795-06:002014-02-12T06:52:01.795-06:00I don't know if this counts for doing for love...I don't know if this counts for doing for love, but it sure was embarrassing... I was dating a guy for a few months and wasn't really sure where I stood with him. I found condoms in his bathroom garbage that I knew weren't from us. I knew it had to ask him about them. It took all the courage I had to confront him. Thank goodness I also drank a lot of wine that evening to make me Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00938287202761607041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-52175412915209844492014-02-12T00:23:09.987-06:002014-02-12T00:23:09.987-06:00Oh I almost forgot when my boyfriend of 5 years be...Oh I almost forgot when my boyfriend of 5 years beginning at age 17, cheated on me. I went to a mall kiosk, got a license plate frame made that read, "I am a fat diseased whore". I then stuck it on the tramp's license plate and glued it on by squeezing a tube of loctite on it. Hee hee. I have no idea how long it took her to find it, but the beauty of the prank is that the personAndreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01422292930271778371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-64780252755887458912014-02-12T00:21:30.370-06:002014-02-12T00:21:30.370-06:00In High School I worked at a supermarket as a cash...In High School I worked at a supermarket as a cashier and flirted shamelessly with one of the "management trainees" from a local college. One Thursday he came through the "line" at my register and bought a pack of gum. He smiled and twinkled those blue eyes at me and I thought "FINALLY it's happening". He got up close and personal and said to me "So are marjorie morningstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16984280660196210042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-45258798466224890302014-02-12T00:18:23.454-06:002014-02-12T00:18:23.454-06:00I actually went into the OCEAN on a kayak with a g...I actually went into the OCEAN on a kayak with a guy I loved so much I thought it would keep me from drowning, because I don't know how to swim! I had a life jacket, thank god, that did save me, but ended up capsizing, getting ear infection and losing my love a few months later. Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01422292930271778371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-76164162789722465652014-02-11T18:15:00.515-06:002014-02-11T18:15:00.515-06:00I was in highschool, met a friend of a friend. Fel...I was in highschool, met a friend of a friend. Fell madly in love with him. Travelled to Europe and called him six times telling him how much I loved him/sent him pretty post cards and such... Then took him to prom (how he decided to go I have no idea). We had been on 1 date prior to prom...Amanda Leenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-44016681073338434022014-02-11T15:56:54.109-06:002014-02-11T15:56:54.109-06:00I don't know how to possibly top timwarp...bec...I don't know how to possibly top timwarp...because that's freaking hilarious.<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15771290296094756296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-68384251037503292602014-02-11T09:48:20.198-06:002014-02-11T09:48:20.198-06:00I waited in my car (parked next to boyfriend's...I waited in my car (parked next to boyfriend's car), dressed in nothing but a bathrobe, until he got out of a night class. He didn't notice I was there, and got in his car and started to drive off. I stripped out of the bathrobe and jumped on his hood, scaring the bejezus out of him!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-40330830714119518772014-02-10T23:17:16.515-06:002014-02-10T23:17:16.515-06:00Eighth grade me told everyone I knew that I had go...Eighth grade me told everyone I knew that I had gotten back together with my seventh grade boyfriend. He wasted little time in correcting that miscommunication. I then spent an entire weekend in my room, singing that Michael Bolton classic "how am I supposed to live without you" on repeat. <br /><br />I am still not sure how my parents suppressed the urge to kill me. annenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-91131813168684351852014-02-10T18:40:12.928-06:002014-02-10T18:40:12.928-06:00I've pretty much stalked every boyfriend I'...I've pretty much stalked every boyfriend I've ever had except for my husband. Drive-bys to see if their car was out in front, peeking in their car, calling from a different phone number and various other stupid things to catch them in a lie. And yes, they all lie.Gaylenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-25383410752135024582014-02-10T17:38:27.538-06:002014-02-10T17:38:27.538-06:00When I was 12 (I know, the age of love) I transcri...When I was 12 (I know, the age of love) I transcribed almost an entire Toni Braxton album to 'the boy of my dreams' delivered them and told him I loved him. I met him 36 hours prior while staying with a friend. <br /><br />Yeah, slightly mortified now.Angela S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14604538801440451592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-36356632927023685852014-02-10T14:57:21.832-06:002014-02-10T14:57:21.832-06:00At a school basketball game, I was sitting with my...At a school basketball game, I was sitting with my crush, to him we were just "friends" and shamelessly flirted with him the entire game, Another one of my friends sitting nearby thought it was hilarious, and didn't let me forget it. Didn't do any good, but that was high school!Bev Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00546552977762493318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-5571559319898018002014-02-10T13:28:46.491-06:002014-02-10T13:28:46.491-06:00I left flowers at the lockers for a couple of boys...I left flowers at the lockers for a couple of boys in high school that I was totally into. Did I mention that they were like the head drama nerds? I was so dumb then. = jpeterson76@yahoo.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-9478134555856854822014-02-10T12:06:28.357-06:002014-02-10T12:06:28.357-06:00I can't begin to tell you the many ways I stal...I can't begin to tell you the many ways I stalked my loves. Maybe this is why I'm 40 and single?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12688972879111786669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-61490738821098453982014-02-10T11:28:31.280-06:002014-02-10T11:28:31.280-06:00My junior year of high school, I asked my crush to...My junior year of high school, I asked my crush to prom, and he turned me down. In hindsight, we are complete opposites who have nothing in common, including the lifestyles we currently live, but the seventeen-year-old me was pretty upset!Emma S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-84358049604232221482014-02-10T11:27:53.182-06:002014-02-10T11:27:53.182-06:00I once gave a birthday card to a boy I had a crush...I once gave a birthday card to a boy I had a crush on. Except I didn't give it to him in person, I put it in his locker. And I didn't sign it. I just wrote "Happy Birthday" in it with purple pen, because he was supposed to know that I was writing only with purple pen that year and that it was me. Obviously he was confused and none the wiser until my friend told him I was the fgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04055644243092045611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-50742147532541661862014-02-10T11:19:35.377-06:002014-02-10T11:19:35.377-06:00We hadn't been dating very long when my cat ca...We hadn't been dating very long when my cat came in from outside and dropped a live mouse into my guy's shoe. OMG, mortified! He was very nice about it but always shook his shoes before he put them on. Then there was the time the cat brought in a bird...that's a story for another time!Lisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-84381133645597188462014-02-10T11:19:27.131-06:002014-02-10T11:19:27.131-06:00Classic, it's not hoarding if it's researc...Classic, it's not hoarding if it's research. I'll have to remember to tell my dad that next time he's cleaning the basement and wants me to " go through stuff to see what we can get rid of". I once copied a very emotional poem that I was sure would cut, my then boyfriend, to the core. I was sure after reading that he would call and apologize and we would make up instead Lori Ashfordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6073090117694936561.post-33853893622157740642014-02-10T10:50:35.444-06:002014-02-10T10:50:35.444-06:00I once sang karaoke with a friend (neither of us c...I once sang karaoke with a friend (neither of us can sing- AT ALL) to get attention from a guy I liked... we were drunk, it was awful. the MC actually said "well, what the lacked in vocal ability, they at least made up for in floor show" Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192620811872008596noreply@blogger.com